She Thinks My Duck Boat’s Sexy Shirt

All of you guys seem so worried about little scratches or scratches on your furniture. Newsflash if you weren’t a shitty trainer they wouldn’t do either. Get scratch posts and pet stores have a spray that leads them away from scratching on furniture and there are catnip and catnip sprays you can put on their scratch posts. And my cats even when they scratch me it rarely even bleeds more than a drop. My cat literally ripped the corners off all the walls. My preschooler then helped and ripped more off. I said fuck it, it’ll stay just like that until it’s time to move. Who cares? It’s material shit that can be fixed or replaced.

Source: Medium