I'm still with the Atlanta Falcons just like your mama shirt

I'm still with the Atlanta Falcons just like your mama shirt

All of you guys seem so worried about little scratches or scratches on your furniture. Newsflash if you weren’t a shitty trainer they wouldn’t do either. Get scratch posts and pet stores have a spray that leads them away from scratching on furniture and there are catnip and catnip sprays you can put on their scratch posts. And my cats even when they scratch me it rarely even bleeds more than a drop. My cat was declawed because she used to like to play with my eyelashes as a child, and one day her claw got stuck in my eyelid so bad, mom had to come help. After that it was — that it! We are declawing the cat!

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